So you’re at Disney, taking 3409824390 selfies in front of the purple wall, when tragedy strikes. YOUR PHONE IS DEAD. Why, even go to the Disney Parks, if you have a dead phone? You won’t be able to update people on the corn dog nuggets you ate, or the small shop ears you were rocking. I might sound like I’m being ironic, but I actually hate having a dead phone at Disney. I need my hub grass shoe-fie, gosh darn it. Well, good news, fam – Disney, in their kind love, has reached out, and offered us a solution, than in the spirit of America, both makes them money, and helps my phone case here

Disney, now has fuel rod vending machines. Why would you buy a soda, or a bag of chips, that will only leave you hungry and bloated, when you can get a FUEL ROD, for hours of phone entertainment instead?

The fuel rods cost $30, which might seem steep, BUT, whenver it’s dead, you can simply go to another fuel rod kiosk, and swap it for a new one, FOR FREE, FOREVER.

The only time I ever use fuel rods is when I’m travelling, and since I travel to Disney so often, this is a great deal for me, and I’m glad Disney is going it.